It makes me so happy that I can see the downgrade.

sorry, this sounds cocky, but you’re the most pathetic junior ever.

iellorah:

deep-in-the-trench:

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

•  

turtles eat you slowly; tearing your body apart piece by piece.

• turtles want u inside them hothothot

(via just-my-personality)

laughcentre:

peenstagram:

i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year

was it free

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justcallmeaforshort:

windicuffs-tier:

windicuffs-tier:

what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep

I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE

My alternate self must have terrible nightmares

Then again, so do I.

(Source: shotacuffs, via just-my-personality)

just-a-tiny-bit-insane:

fartgallery:

teamfreewill-willcarryon:

voyagesofabookworm:

fartgallery:

if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though

we dont even know what the thing will be

or if this guy was serious in the first place

we just want to find out I guess?

200 THOUSAND MORE COME ON I WANNA SEE THE THING

why

youve gotta do the thing now 

(via just-my-personality)