sorry, this sounds cocky, but you’re the most pathetic junior ever.
pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- ur parents dont judge u
- ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
- whats a gender
- u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
turtles eat you slowly; tearing your body apart piece by piece.
- turtles want u inside them hothothot
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
My alternate self must have terrible nightmares
Then again, so do I.
if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing
the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though
we dont even know what the thing will be
or if this guy was serious in the first place
we just want to find out I guess?
200 THOUSAND MORE COME ON I WANNA SEE THE THING
youve gotta do the thing now
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow